You may be surprised to learn the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention has devoted a section of its website to preparing for a
zombie apocalypse. What a shovel-load of
nonsense. The real threats to mankind are the drooling, lurching restaurant
fanatics who suspend all reason in their relentless march toward whatever’s on
their to-die-for list. Consider, for instance, these developments of the past
week:
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When Dominique Ansel Bakery temporarily doubled
its limit on Cronuts to four per customer, the CBS radio station in New York reported
the policy change as one of the day’s top news stories.
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